…sitting in your jewelry box at home. You promised yourself you’d get around to wearing/fixing it again one day, but we both know that won’t happen.
How long has it been sitting there?
When was the last time you wore it?
If the answer to either of those questions is “I don’t remember”-it’s time to part ways. Why? Because you aren’t using it, and you could be. I don’t mean that you could be wearing it in its current form, because its current form is the reason it has sat neglected this long. It may be broken, or ugly, or carry emotional baggage. To demonstrate the solution mathematically:
SV=G@600oz
Or, “Sentimental Value is equal to $600 per ounce of gold”. According to this indisputable truth, you’ve been hoarding your gold for approximately two years too many. Gold has been worth more than $600 an ounce for a long time now. Broke $1000 an ounce Feb, 2008. Yep, sure did.
You’re ashamed.
It’s OK.
When the red fades from your cheeks and you’re able to make eye contact again, give us a call or send us an email. We can make something out of your scrap metal and shame that will set your heart a’flutter and your feet a’dancin’.
For our local customers, we’re also buying scrap gold with cold hard cash, or giving 125% store credit. Want to get in on that deal? All you need to do is fly to Sitka, Alaska with your luggage full of gold and walk it into the store. Not only will you be able to get top dollar for your gold or $1.25 in store credit for every $1.00 of gold, but I personally guarantee that you won’t be bitten by a king cobra or suffer sunburn while visiting.
