The long awaited decision has finally arrived: Brett Favre will return for a record 4th time the large diamond earrings purchased online. In a brief statement read before reporters, Favre reiterated that it was never about the money, but rather his inability to recover from the scintillating flashes of light from the diamonds each time Deanna turned her head. He praised the online jewelry vendor for its liberal risk-free returns policy and their patience with him through the long process, while not ruling out the possibility of a future return should he change his mind again.
You’re welcome you old gunslinger, you’re welcome.
No, this didn’t actually happen.
Yet.
